SNAKE BITE LAGER EMERGENCY FIELD KIT.
FOR SUDDEN ONSET OF:
Social Dehydration
Mild to severe thirst for chaos
Rattlesnake level confidence deficiency

STORAGE CONDITIONS:
Keep refrigerated like your dignity after a long weekend.
Store away from buzzkills, spreadsheets and meetings that could have been emails.

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE:
Sunglasses staying on indoors

! WARNING ! MAY INCLUDE:
Cold-blooded fermentation
Pit Viper Adrenaline Perception Enhancer
Trace amounts of burn out rubber
100% certified “send it” energy

Collaboration with Pit Viper.
 
4.0% ABV | 1.2 STD | ALL NATURAL